talking to my infant son like im a youtuber
Whats up baby. Father here bringing you another spoonful of Gerber ham and gravy baby food
(via narwhalsarefalling)
rip to 5sos. they ain’t dead, but they’re killing their own career
wait did they actually have a career
whos 5sos
(via thebootydiaries)
someone: speaks louder than normal with a slightly aggressive tone
me: here come the tears
(Source: bpdlavender, via thebootydiaries)
(Source: whitepeopletwitter)
boy: *is literally 1 year younger than me*
boy: *hits on me*
me: thanks…… but…. no thanks…. i’m old enough to be your mother……..
(via thebootydiaries)
this needs no context because it applies to almost everything
(via dingdongyouarewrong)